Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Hey, Dick - part II

So rumors behind the Attempted Murder Scandal are:

1. Dick Cheney was drunk/stoned when he shot his hunting partner.

2. Dick Cheney was with his lover, the ambassador to Switzerland, when he shot his hunting partner.

3. Dick Cheney was drunk/stoned and with his lover, the ambassador to Switzerland, when he shot his hunting partner.

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  1. 4. Dick drunk/stoned and in a jealous rage over the attention his hunting partner was showing his lover, the ambassador to Switzerland, when he shot his hunting partner.

    Hmm?

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  2. 5. In a rare show of compassion, Dick Cheney is trying to protect his lesbian daughter, who, in a drunken rage (lesbians are notorious drunks, at least the ones I know), shot the man who was claiming to be her real father who had given her up for adoption years ago to the then-dove and Don Rumsfeld-croney Richard Cheney.

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  3. hmm. it's been 2 weeks since a "brief history" post. time to get off the golf course and on the mac.

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