So rumors behind the Attempted Murder Scandal are:
1. Dick Cheney was drunk/stoned when he shot his hunting partner.
2. Dick Cheney was with his lover, the ambassador to Switzerland, when he shot his hunting partner.
3. Dick Cheney was drunk/stoned and with his lover, the ambassador to Switzerland, when he shot his hunting partner.
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4. Dick drunk/stoned and in a jealous rage over the attention his hunting partner was showing his lover, the ambassador to Switzerland, when he shot his hunting partner.
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5. In a rare show of compassion, Dick Cheney is trying to protect his lesbian daughter, who, in a drunken rage (lesbians are notorious drunks, at least the ones I know), shot the man who was claiming to be her real father who had given her up for adoption years ago to the then-dove and Don Rumsfeld-croney Richard Cheney.
ReplyDeletehmm. it's been 2 weeks since a "brief history" post. time to get off the golf course and on the mac.
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